Top Ten Reasons People Mistake David Letterman for a Jew

His last name ends with “man.” That's also why we think Superman is Jewish.

Paul Shaffer: The Mensch

You may know him as David Letterman’s sidekick, but Paul Shaffer is also a guy who leads a pretty mean “maariv” service.

Jtube: What the Bleep Do We Know?: Other Dimensions

How can we perceive an Infinite Being if we are stuck in a finite world?

Jtube: Silicon Valley

What is your best suggestion for hiring a new employee?

Avengers: Age of Ultron

If we don’t pass our traditions down to our children, then all the intelligence is just artificial.

The Four Corners of the Earth

The story of the Jewish communities of Bahrain and Tahiti.

Dating Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom

Why won’t my son introduce me to his girlfriend? I’m sure she’ll love me unless I hate her first.

Selfies: Take a Look at Yourself

Who needs 80 million pictures of themselves?

Jtube: Elon Gold: Found on Ellis Island

Does your family have an immigrant story?

Would Jew Believe #40

DidJew know a Jew invented those soy sauce take out packets we all know and love? Who nu?

How to Host the Perfect Jewish Family Gathering

Aunt Esther is coming. First step: freak out. Next step: get to work!

Jtube: Daredevil

Can you describe a “limitation” that can be viewed as a gift?

Jtube: A Lovely Sunny Day

Is technology adversely affecting your life? How?

The Time My Family Got a Gerbil

My son, Daniel, came home with a gerbil the other day. These kids pick up the weirdest things in school.

10 Reasons Why the Nuclear Deal with Iran is a Bad Idea

#2 – It will mean more airtime for CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.

One on One with Barbie

A sit down interview with the world famous doll who turned 56, and who, it may come as a surprise to many, is Jewish.

Chinese Decide to Eat Jewish Food on Their Holidays

After all of these years of Jews eating Chinese, Chinese decide to return the favor.

Jtube: Blacklist

Do you think data from immoral experimentation should be used after the fact?

Jtube: Paper Airplane

This Passover, how are you going to break free from your own status quo?

Seven Things You Didn’t Know about Matzah

Did you know, the TSA has special regulations for security checks on passengers carrying handmade matzah?

Mordechai’s Mailbag: Answers to your Passover Questions

Q: I’m cleaning out my kitchen, and I found two slices of frozen pizza. Should I split up the two slices among my 8 kids, or go to the store and buy MORE pizza so no one will feel left out?

The Real Reasons World Leaders Are Upset about Netanyahu’s Victory

What do Angela Merkel, Ayatollah Khamenei, Vladamir Putin, Kim Jong-Un and Stephen Harper really think of Benjamin Netanyahu?

Jtube: Fresh off the Boat

Do Jewish and Chinese cultures have anything in common?

Advice from a Meshuggah Mom, Part 2

My advice and witticisms on apparel and appearance.

Jtube: The Last Man on Earth

Why, as the Torah says, is it not good for man to be alone?

Advice from a Meshuggah Mom

From what I told my son about his new apartment to my cousin who wants to maximize an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet.

Speak Up

I am afraid of public speaking, which doesn’t help my career as a part-time standup comedian.

Jackie Mason & Me

I interviewed Jackie Mason 25 years ago. Here, for the first time, I tell the story.

The Delicious Deli Man

Are Jews really the worst customers in the world?

Jtube: The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon: Who's On First

What makes a classic comedy sketch so timeless?

Purim Candy Field Guide

Purim is the holy holiday of candy – allow me to prepare you.

Top 10 Reasons Why I Should Replace Jon Stewart as the New Host of The Daily Show

Jon Stewart has won 19 Emmy Awards. I am ready to win 19 Emmy Awards, given the chance.

Jtube: Back to the Future Part II

What would have been the harm if Marty had used the almanac to win a few bets?

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Mathew Vaughn’s new film has at its core the message that “Manners maketh man”. Or, to put it into Jewish terms, “Manners maketh mensch.” A surprisingly fitting Purim message.

Jtube: Jackie Mason on the Dean Martin Show

What responsibility do you as a citizen feel that you have to support your government?

ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak 2

Men whatever you do, never tell your wife that her clothes look, or her food tastes “fine.”

ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak

Men and women think we speak the same language. We don’t.

Jtube: Radio Days

What forms of discipline help children and what forms hurt them?

Jtube: Robin Hood: Men in Tights

What role does wine really play in Jewish life?

Crash Course in Yiddish Texting, Part II

DMGK = Darf min gehn in kolledj or “for this I went to college”?!

Flu-Like Symptoms

It’s flu-season and my kids are really starting to take advantage.

Crash Course in Yiddish Texting

Forget LOL” How about WAICL for “What am I, chopped liver”?

Type A Men and the Women Who Love Them

Why is it that when men get sick, even the manliest among them morph into sissies?

Jtube: Private Chefs of Beverly Hills

How has keeping kosher impacted your life?

Under the Knife

I’m deaf and going in for surgery for a cochlear implant. Send kosher Chinese – please!

Jtube: Big Hero 6

What is the best way to comfort someone who has experienced loss?

Saudi Arabia’s New Torture Techniques

Jewlarious has obtained a leaked document of alternate torture methods under discussion by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

Jtube: Bar Mitzvah Boy Does Good: The Ellen Show

What is the most amazing act of kindness you have ever seen?

Je Suis Charlie?

Jewlarious cartoonist Keren Keet shares her thoughts on Charlie Hebdo and how her profession that has suddenly been thrust into the spotlight.

Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

At the age of 85 and after the passing of his first wife, Morty Solomon found Adella Spielman, 81 and they decided to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Morty suggests that they go in.

Morty addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers: "Yes."

Morty: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Morty: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Morty: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Morty: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Morty: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Morty: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases."

Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works."

Morty: "You have loose bladder and gas pills?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics."

Morty: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."



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