Jerry Seinfeld and I in Israel

In December, Jerry Seinfeld and I are doing stand-up comedy in Israel. Not even terrorism can stop the laughter.

Being a Zionist in Bologna

I live in Bologna Italy and yes I am a Zionist. My European neighbors are not my biggest fans.

Jtube: Jews and Baseball: An American Love Story

Why is there such a strong connection between Jews and baseball?

Jtube: The Goldbergs: Nagging

Do we say no to our kids enough these days?

Happy Hunger Games!

In the final installment of the Hunger Games Trilogy, Katniss emerges as having all of the attributes of a great leader. These attributes are also shared by many of our great Jewish leaders.

The Untold Story of Jews and the First Thanksgiving

Joachim Gaunse, the brilliant metallurgist, was the first Jew to set foot on English soil in North America.

Thanksgiving Exclusive: A Jewish Turkey Pleads for Its Life

“What, you think there can only be Jewish humans?”

Jtube: Tonight Show

Have we taken texting too far?

Trumbo

Working underground due to the infamous Hollywood blacklist didn’t prevent this writer from producing hit after hit.

How to Avoid Israeli Brutality: A Quick Guide

A public service announcement for Palestinians wanting to avoid getting shot.

Memories?

My memory is turning into a soft boiled egg.

Michael Douglas: Star of David

The legendary Hollywood producer and star becomes an eloquent defender of the Jewish people.

Jtube: Karate Kid

What is the secret of being an inspiring teacher?

Wanna Come for Shabbos?

In my travels I’ve met many types of Jews who’ve invited me – or not invited me – for Shabbat. Let me introduce you to some of them.

10 Ways You Can Tell If Non-Jews Have Been Hanging Out with Jews

“Bitsy dahling! Whatever did you mean when you called Alistair a shmendrick while yachting?!”

Testing 1-2-3

We teachers give you tests primarily because we hate you. There, I said it.

Jtube: Don Rickles: One Night Only

Do Jews and Black people have a shared struggle?

Steve Jobs: The Apple of Our Eye?

Steve Jobs may have been a corporate titan, but many honorable character traits, cherished by Judaism, were foreign to him.

A Tight Fit

“You might be happier in portly,” the suit salesman told me. What exactly does that mean?

Jtube: Nike: Tag

Are we ever too old to play?

Corridors and Catastrophes

Taking my 4 young children to a British castle… probably not a good idea.

Jtube: Man Up

What is a good piece of unsolicited advice you've received?

10 Headlines Using Anti-Israel Double Standards

Imagine reading this: September 11, 2001 – 18 Saudi Nationals Die in Tragic Plane Accidents.

Bubbie’s Fairy Tales

My Bubbie’s take on Rapunzel.

The Identity Thief

If someone steals my identity, this is what he’s going to find.

It’s Not For You

It’s tough, being a work-at-home husband.

Jtube: Frasier: Acting Jewish

What is the most ridiculous Jewish stereotype you have ever heard?

Meet Apple’s Jewish Siri, Shira

Apple is making an aggressive play for the Jewish cell phone market. Goodbye Siri, hello Shira.

We Jews and Sukkot

Do the Yuchi Indians of Oklahoma celebrate Sukkot?

Straight Trippin’

Some fun ideas to do with your family during Sukkot.

Johnny Depp on Whitey Bulger

Bulger wasn't hardwired to be a murderer. No one is.

Secrets in the Shtetl

Have you ever tried to keep a secret in a close-knit Jewish community? I tried, and it doesn’t work.

Would Jew Believe #41

Words from the Talmud are being sung in Zulu by an African choir?!

Jtube: Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

Why do many people have intimate relationships with their cellphones?

Jtube: New York Stories

Should parents have a say in the choice of their child's spouse?

KillStarter: Crowdfunding Iranian Terror

For a donation of only $50 you can decide the location of the next Iranian terror attack.

Would Jew Believe: High Holiday Edition

Some fascinating facts about Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.

Jtube: Saturday Night Live: Financial Advice Seminar

How can you tell when someone is lying to you?

How Long Before Someone Helps Spongebob?

You're never going to guess who rescues SpongeBob.

The Historical Jewish Connection to Hillary Clinton’s Email Fiasco

Hillary isn’t the only one who has had problems with email. Check out these Jews who wish they’d destroyed their email servers.

What’s On Tap?

Bottled water companies are waging a war on tap water.

Advice from a Meshuggah Jewish Mom to Her Grown Son

If I could go through labor and a C-section to have you, you can drive me to Walgreen’s and explain why my mouse doesn’t work.

Jtube: Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow: Joys of Parenting

What was the biggest surprise you had after becoming a parent?

The Grass is Greener

The summer’s not over yet which means you still have time to perfect that lawn. Here are my tips.

Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation

The Jewish People’s mission, should we choose to accept it, is the Torah.

Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

Si Bergman was very proud of his shiny new Maserati Levante. His wife complained of the ostentation. "You're such a materialist."

One morning he parked in the street across from the synagogue, and just as he was opening his door to get out, two drag racers were speeding by. One racer clipped his car door and turned it inside out. Si was SOOO angry!

"It's only a car," Sylvia chastised. "It can be fixed. Give Hashem the thanks, you were not hit."

"Only a car???" Si shouted. "It'll never be fixed like it was again!!!"

"Oh, you're such a materialist. One second later, and you could have been killed. Give thanks. You've been so upset about the car, you haven't even noticed, the accident tore your left arm off."

Si looked at the bloody stump at his left shoulder. "Damn! My Rolex is gone!"



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