Noah à la Hollywood

The movie is a distortion of the Torah.

Parenting Plagues

My experience with two of the ten plagues and what they taught me about parenting.

Gotcha!

Passover cleaning has on our doorstep, so here are some silly jokes to get you laughing…before you get cleaning.

Jtube: Linsanity

Why is attributing your talent to God a key to success?

The Land of Microprocessors and High Tech

Even if you don’t visit the Promised Land, the Promised Land’s technology is coming to you.

The Perfect Woman

Meet Tamara. She’s my friend. And I hate her.

The New Yiddish Dictionary, Part 3

New Jewish words for Jewish young adults like…the “Tsourisphere.”

Sounds Strange

Some of the expressions we use sound like they were coined by someone who doesn’t actually speak English.

Jtube: The Counselor

What is the secret to Jewish survival?

Jtube: Matthew McConaughey Thanks God

Are you surprised to hear an Academy Award winning actor thank God so publicly?

The Golden Hamentaschen

You voted for the three best jokes of the year and here they are!

The Shtetl Olympics

With the Sochi Olympics now over, let’s go back 100 years and imagine what a Russian “Olympics” in these shtetls would have really looked like.

Jtube: Turbo

How do we know our limits if we don't try to push past them?

Sean Penn & Other Heroes

Sean Penn helped rescue businessman Jacob Ostreicher from Bolivia. Let’s thanks Penn and these other lesser known heroes.

If Jews Controlled the Internet

An anti-Israel group is advancing a conspiracy theory that Jews control the Internet. If true, the Internet would look something like this…

Harold Ramis’ Search for Meaning

The writer and director of Groundhog Day passes away, leaving behind a legacy of funny, thoughtful films.

Jtube: Jackie Mason Standup

Do you get along with your cousins as well as Jackie Mason gets along with his?

Jewish Firsts 2

Jewish firsts and ground breaking Jews.

Pomelos and Ketchup

The perfect gifts are those that say, "I really thought about what to give you."

Hail the Mighty Caesar

Sid Caesar passed away at the age of 91, but the laughter he created lives on.

The Lego Movie

Do you want an argument for the existence of God? Watch The Lego Movie.

Jtube: Dancing in Severe Weather

How can we infuse a sense of happiness into our daily lives?

Jewish Firsts

Jewish firsts or ground-breaking Jews.

Suck It Up

As a husband, I’m pretty helpful around the house. But vacuuming…”hate” is not a strong enough word.

Jtube: Tripp and Tyler: A Conference Call in Real Life

How has technology impacted our work lives negatively?

The Great Jewlarious Joke Competition

Who will be awarded the Golden Hamentaschen? YOU decide!

Jtube: NFL's Derrik Coleman

Do you believe you can accomplish anything you set your mind to?

Jewish Celebrity Secrets Uncovered by the NSA

Barbra Streisand is working on a top secret follow up to “Yentl,” in which Yentl becomes a militant vegan. It’s called “Lentil.”

Chocoholics Unite!

If chocolate wasn’t heaven-sent, why else would the first three letters of Godiva spell G-O-D?

Why Prime Minister Stephen Harper Loves Israel

Curious why Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is so supportive of the Jewish State? Here are some answers.

The Great Jewlarious Joke Competition

Jewlarious is holding a competition to find the best Jewish joke and we want you to tell it.

Would Jew Believe #39

Would Jew Believe that…Bugs Bunny was Jewish?!

Jtube: Pi

Do you think hidden wisdom is contained in the Torah?

Jtube: What Would You Do?

Do you have a "Kiddush Hashem" (sanctification of God's Name) story that you'd like to share?

Snow Problem!

My kids get a snow day; I get a headache.

Go Ahead, Make My Boycott

Advice to those advocating a boycott of Israel: be consistent and boycott everything that comes from the tiny Jewish state. This will make your life much more…interesting.

7 Things Jews can do in the Freakishly Cold Weather

Cold weather got you down? Here are seven activities you can do to lift your spirits.

A Perfect Match

If I would have known what a pain it would be to find clothes to wear to my wife’s brother’s wedding, I never would have sent in the reply card.

The 2014 Jewlarious Calendar

See which notable Jews make the 2014 Jewlarious calendar.

Great Expectations

Scoring a professional goal can take a long time. A really long time. But it’s worth it.

Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

Two meshulachim (Jewish fundraisers) were knocking on doors in a Jewish neighborhood trying to raise funds for their institutions in Israel when they knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told the meshulachim in no uncertain terms that she did not want to give them any money and slammed the door in their faces.

To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result – the door bounced back open.

Convinced these rude meshulachim were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said: "Before you do that again you probably should move your cat."



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