THE 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman: Part Two

Archeologists discovered a 3000 year old woman in the Negev desert named Sylvia. After she woke up from her nap, she had more to say.

The Maze Runner

The maze is like Yom Kippur. It prepares you for what lies ahead.

The 3000 Year Old Jewish Woman

Archeologists just found a 3000 year old woman in the Negev. And her name is Sylvia.

Shimon Peres Goes Job Hunting

Shimon Peres is looking for work. You hiring?

10 Things We’d Like to See in 5775

An open letter to 5775 from the Jewish people.

Personal Growth

As Rosh Hashanah approaches, I have been tackling my personal growth. And by that, I mean weight gain.

Jtube: Big Fish

How should we define success?

Stars of David: Jon Voight

The clear-thinking, Academy Award-winning defender of Israel shares his thoughts with Aish.com.

8 Reasons Why Israelis are Amongst the Happiest People in the World

The new Pew study demonstrates that Israelis are amongst the happiest people in the world. Here are 8 reasons why.

Jtube: Special Kneads

What makes those with special needs special?

New Jewish Superheroes

Wholesaleman puts back in people’s pockets what those over-priced department store goniffs are stealing with their fancy-shmancy labels.

Jtube: It's Smarter to Travel in Groups

What's better: teamwork or working by yourself?

Jtube: Friday Night Lights

Is it healthy to strive for perfection?

The Yiddish and English Quiz

Can you tell if it sounds like what it means? Take this quiz and find out.

7 Things School Teaches Kids About Real Life

As a teacher my students always ask me what school teaches them about real life. Here’s what.

Jtube: Searching for Bobby Fischer

How can we foster greatness in our children?

Traveling Light

Gas prices keep going up. Here are my tips to keep your costs down.

8 Alternatives to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenges

Why dump a bucket of ice on your head when you can…

Blame It On the Jews

Anti-Jewish Media Bias Through the Ages including: Egyptian Pharoh claims 10 plagues completely disproportionate response to slavery.

Robin Williams: A Tribute

The struggles and successes of Robin Williams seem to mirror those of the Jewish people.

Jtube: Muppets Most Wanted

How do you know when you've found your bashert\(soul mate)?

Robin Williams and Us

A self-proclaimed “honorary Jew,” the comic genius will be missed.

Magic in the Moonlight

Woody Allen’s new film explores the world of magic and what exists beyond the purely rational.

Jtube: Monsters University

What is the most important trait to have to work as part of a team?

The Jewish Food Personality Test

What do your Jewish food preferences say about you?

The 9 Best Moments in On Air Israel Defense

Israel is fighting in two battles: one on the field and the other in the world of public opinion. Here are 9 small victories.

Car Talk

We’re in the market for a new car. This is not going to be fun.

Jtube: You, Me and Dupree

How can we avoid a life of mediocrity?

Jtube: Life of Brian

What was the best deal you ever got?

Marnie’s Guide to Unique Jewish Diseases II

Part 2 of the abbreviated dictionary of Jewish diseases.

Stuck On You

Here’s a sure fire tip if you want to be remembered for posterity: do something really embarrassing. Humanity promises not to forget.

Ten Ways the IDF is More Humane Than…

...your mother-in-law and 9 others you never considered.

Jewish Trivia Review

Cleanse your intellectual palate with a little Jewish trivia along with my attempt at humor.

Organic Escapades

Success and failure in my back yard organic garden.

Jtube: After The Dark

Can you sacrifice one life for the sake of many? (Viewer discretion is advised.)

Look Up

Meet Shmeel. He’s a volunteer first responder for Emergency Medical Services in Jerusalem. And he’s got some stories to tell.

Jtube: Monuments Men

Was the American effort to recover stolen art during World War II misdirected?

15 Things About Israel that Make Me Smile

On my recent trip to Israel I came across some things that made me smile. Come look at my pictures!

Put Me In Coach!

A manual to coaching Little League, or in my case, Yiddle League.

Jtube: Jim Carrey's Commencement Address

How can we overcome fear of failure and not let it control our lives?

Frayed Clothing and the Men Who Love Them

My husband is like Mr. Sustainability when it comes to his clothes, using them up until they are utterly and incontrovertibly no longer usable.

A Nice Jewish Boy

Five stereotypes of Nice Jewish Boys. Is there any truth to them?

Jtube: R.I.P.D.

How can we ensure positive judgment after 120?

Sports and Me

My struggle to understand my nephews’ obsession with football provided me with a spiritual touchdown of sorts.

Pain in the Mouth

God has given me perfect health, but to make up for it, I have really bad teeth. Really bad.

An Interview with the Chief

President Obama sits down with Jewlarious for a wide ranging interview. OK he didn’t really, but humor us.

Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.

After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed little Moishie in the chair. "I have to step out," said the man. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

When little Moishie’s haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."

"That wasn't my daddy," said Moishie. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"



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