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The Jewish-Christmas Connection

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Jtube: Modi Day 2018

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Jtube: Stephen Colbert & Itzhak Perlman

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Jtube: Payless Pranks Shoppers with Palessi

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Don't Stop Me Now: A Queen Hanukkah

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Jtube: The Good Doctor: Photogenic

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Jews and Sushi

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Jtube: Give In To Giving

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The Jews, Columbus and Thanksgiving

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Reasons I Wasn’t Accepted into the Israeli Army

I wanted to serve the army, but they knew better.

Jtube: The Apprentice UK: In Search of Rugelach

What other common Jewish food isn’t known in the non-Jewish world?

Stan Lee, Creator of Flawed Superheroes Has Died

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Monty Python and the Jews

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Snopes Schmopes!

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Jtube: Conan: Germans as the "Bad Guys"

Should Germans still be portrayed as the "bad guys"?

Foods Jews Love to Eat: Sephardic Jews Edition

I know nothing about Yemenite history. All I know is that they know how to make bread taste amazing.

Losing My 50 Pounds

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Jtube: Jim Gaffigan Has a Lot of Kids

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Food Jews Love To Eat: Ashkenazi Edition

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Leftovers Exchange Program

“I love my wife, but I’m so sick of leftovers. What should I do?”

Jtube: Camping: Helicopter Parent

Why are there so many helicopter parents today?

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No third graders directing traffic.

Jtube: Pete Holmes on the Joys of Raising Children

What is your favorite thing about raising children?

An Ode to Jewish Delis

Nothing says American Jewish tradition like the deli.

A Brief History of Kugel

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Jtube: Mr. Rogers, 9/11 and Tikkun Olam

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Jtube: Chopped: Kosher Edition

What do you think about Rachel competing on Chopped?

Superman vs. the Nazis: How Comics Influenced American Public Opinion

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Top Sukkot Decorations

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Sukkah Q & A

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The Jazz Singer, Yom Kippur & the History of Film

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So Sorry

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Jtube: The Carrol Burnett Show: Sorry

Why is saying "sorry" so hard?

Rosh Hashanah Resolutions

God, please help me to stop eating chocolate.

Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

At the age of 85 and after the passing of his first wife, Morty Solomon found Adella Spielman, 81 and they decided to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Morty suggests that they go in.

Morty addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers: "Yes."

Morty: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Morty: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Morty: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Morty: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Morty: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Morty: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases."

Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works."

Morty: "You have loose bladder and gas pills?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics."

Morty: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."



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