I’m Offended

The only group that it’s ok to offend appears to be the Jews. More specifically, religious Jews.

What Am I, Chopped Liver?

Everything you ever wanted to know about kosher chopped liver.

JTube: The Man in the High Castle

What is the secret to the Jews survival in the face of a long history of anti-semitism?

Jtube: Giving Someone's Life Back

Would you give an organ to a stranger?

Kosher in the News

From kosher at the World Cup in Qatar to kosher in the prison systems, kosher food has been in the news.

PunimBook: Facebook for Jews

If there was a Facebook only for Jews, maybe this is what it would look like.

Humorous Guide to How to Prepare for Shabbat

You will run out of hot water. For this reason, you should start showering on Thursday morning.

Is Schnitzel Jewish?

According to schnitzologists there are many reasons for the strong Jewish connection to schnitzel.

The Yiddish Quiz of Fools

Gonif? Chazzer? Bulvan? What do they all mean?

7 Ways LeBron Could Apologize to the Jews

Like subsidizing Laker tickets for Jews.

Jtube: Ralph Breaks the Internet

How has your life improved with the internet? How has it been damaged?

Top Jewish Stories of 2018

This year American Jews almost experienced a tragedy: It was rumored that Entenmann’s was going to lose its kosher certification.

Jtube: Welcome to America: Gad Elmaleh

What makes someone truly "American"?

The Kippah on Beale Street

A positive Jewish twist to the acclaimed new film.

The Jewish-Christmas Connection

The two best-selling Christian holiday songs were written by the son of a cantor named Israel Baline, better known as Irving Berlin.

Jews & Chinese Food: A Match Made in Heaven

Rejected Jewish activities for Christmas Day before eating Chinese food won.

Jtube: Modi Day 2018

What is the secret for performing for a Jewish crowd?

Where Does Matzah Ball Soup Come From?

No two cooks serve the exact same matzah ball.

Jewish Singles Events

Unfortunately, if there’s a choice between a conversation with a woman or latkes with sour cream, I’m with the latkes.

Jtube: Stephen Colbert & Itzhak Perlman

What would you tell your thirteen year old self?

Top 10 Jokes About Zadies

To remind us how much we love them.

Chanukah Gifts for Dictators

What do you get for the dictator who has everything?

Jtube: Payless Pranks Shoppers with Palessi

What does this prank tell us about ourselves?

Don't Stop Me Now: A Queen Hanukkah

After all, we are the champions.

How to Make Chanukah Religious Again

In order to make Chanukah more religious, I’m using fat from shmaltz flanken meat that stays in the stomach for eight days.

Jtube: The Good Doctor: Photogenic

Do attractive people get special treatment?

Jews and Sushi

At the average wedding, the sushi bar often has better attendance than the chuppah ceremony.

A World Without Jews?

Imagine how much poorer the world would be in a Jew-less world.

Jtube: Give In To Giving

How do you inspire others to give?

The Jews, Columbus and Thanksgiving

Did you know that Columbus may never have “discovered” the Americans without We Jews?

Reasons I Wasn’t Accepted into the Israeli Army

I wanted to serve the army, but they knew better.

Jtube: The Apprentice UK: In Search of Rugelach

What other common Jewish food isn’t known in the non-Jewish world?

Stan Lee, Creator of Flawed Superheroes Has Died

Flawed and complex, Lee’s superheroes looked a lot like us.

Monty Python and the Jews

The comedy group were equally offensive to all people.

Snopes Schmopes!

Introducing the Jewish fact-checking site, Schmopes.

Jtube: Conan: Germans as the "Bad Guys"

Should Germans still be portrayed as the "bad guys"?

Foods Jews Love to Eat: Sephardic Jews Edition

I know nothing about Yemenite history. All I know is that they know how to make bread taste amazing.

Losing My 50 Pounds

I’ve been blessed to have kept off 50 pounds for about eight years. It is the single hardest thing I’ve ever done.

Jtube: Jim Gaffigan Has a Lot of Kids

Why does Judaism put such value on having and raising children?

Food Jews Love To Eat: Ashkenazi Edition

There is one thing that connects all Jews. Food.

Leftovers Exchange Program

“I love my wife, but I’m so sick of leftovers. What should I do?”

Jtube: Camping: Helicopter Parent

Why are there so many helicopter parents today?

New Laws for Jerusalem

No third graders directing traffic.

Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

Marty Mittleman was coming back from his nephew’s bar mitzvah party where he may have had a few too many l’chaims and he rear-ended the car in front of him. Being that he was a lawyer, Marty got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, "Boy, are you in trouble! I'm a lawyer!"

The driver looked out his window and said, "I’m not so sure about that. I'm a judge."



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