Pain in the Mouth

God has given me perfect health, but to make up for it, I have really bad teeth. Really bad.

An Interview with the Chief

President Obama sits down with Jewlarious for a wide ranging interview. OK he didn’t really, but humor us.

These Jews Rock

Where would rock and roll be without these Jews?

Jtube: The Pale Blue Dot

What makes humanity so special given the fact that we are so seemingly insignificant?

Baby Talk

Ever wonder what that 1 year old is saying? Let me explain.

The Jewish Father

In honor of Father’s Day, let’s learn about these fascinating Jewish fathers.

Jtube: Last Comic Standing

How can we ensure that we are good neighbors to the non-Jews living amongst us?

Jay Leno Talks Israel

Jay Leno thinks Israel is very "Jewish."

X-Men: Days of Future Past

The new X-Men movie wipes the slate clean and fixes the mistakes of the past. It’s about time.

Jtube: The Lego Movie

What makes someone special?

Jewish Solutions to Global Warming

Is it hot in here or is it just me shvitzing?

A Sterling Send-off

I’m on a mission to convince the world that Donald Sterling is not one of us.

Jtube: Conan Learns About Jewish Holidays

What's your favorite Jewish holiday? Why?

Super Agers

Want to live to 100? Here’s how.

Jtube: Look Up

Has social media made us more social or less?

When Jews Were Funny

Alan Zweig’s new documentary asks: Why are Jews are funny? Answer: Because we like to kvetch.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Today’s Spider-lesson: Who is powerful? One who conquers his bad inclination.

Jtube: Cancel Glove and Boots: I Don’t Like Jews

Does the media sensationalize the news?

Leftovers

I am obsessed with eating food that was cooked, at the very least, that week.

Finders Keepers; Losers, Keep Looking

Jews may be more forgetful than other people. After all, we lost ten of the twelve tribes, and the holy Ark.

Jtube: Steve Jobs: Changing the World

Do you have to be "crazy" to change the world?

Outtakes from "The Story of the Jews"

Lesser known historical events that didn’t make Simon Schama's recent PBS 5-part series.

English Words that Sound Yiddish

When the hard truth must be told nothing says it like Yiddish.

Jtube: Anchorman 2

Have you ever had a near death experience?

My Passover Miracle

On a recent seder night, I experienced a redemption of sorts and a reminder that God knows what we need and sends it when we need it.

Jtube: Gravity

What is the key to praying?

Evolution of Chassidic Dance

From Horah to high stepping, these Hassidim can dance!

Would Jew Believe: Passover Edition, 2014

Odd and outrageous Passover tidbits…like Cher’s Seder with Gene Simmons?!

Jtube: World War Z

How has Israel survived against all odds?

Passover Q and A

Yes, Cheerios were invented by anti-Semites who totally don’t care about Pesach.

Noah à la Hollywood

The movie is a distortion of the Torah.

Parenting Plagues

My experience with two of the ten plagues and what they taught me about parenting.

Gotcha!

Passover cleaning has on our doorstep, so here are some silly jokes to get you laughing…before you get cleaning.

Jtube: Linsanity

Why is attributing your talent to God a key to success?

The Land of Microprocessors and High Tech

Even if you don’t visit the Promised Land, the Promised Land’s technology is coming to you.

The Perfect Woman

Meet Tamara. She’s my friend. And I hate her.

The New Yiddish Dictionary, Part 3

New Jewish words for Jewish young adults like…the “Tsourisphere.”

Sounds Strange

Some of the expressions we use sound like they were coined by someone who doesn’t actually speak English.

Jtube: The Counselor

What is the secret to Jewish survival?

Jtube: Matthew McConaughey Thanks God

Are you surprised to hear an Academy Award winning actor thank God so publicly?

The Golden Hamentaschen

You voted for the three best jokes of the year and here they are!

The Shtetl Olympics

With the Sochi Olympics now over, let’s go back 100 years and imagine what a Russian “Olympics” in these shtetls would have really looked like.

Jtube: Turbo

How do we know our limits if we don't try to push past them?

Sean Penn & Other Heroes

Sean Penn helped rescue businessman Jacob Ostreicher from Bolivia. Let’s thanks Penn and these other lesser known heroes.

If Jews Controlled the Internet

An anti-Israel group is advancing a conspiracy theory that Jews control the Internet. If true, the Internet would look something like this…

Harold Ramis’ Search for Meaning

The writer and director of Groundhog Day passes away, leaving behind a legacy of funny, thoughtful films.

Jtube: Jackie Mason Standup

Do you get along with your cousins as well as Jackie Mason gets along with his?

Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

Sarah dropped in on her sister Shira and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

"What's wrong, Shira?" she asked.

Shira told her that she had morning sickness.

Surprised, Sarah said, "Mazal tov! I didn't even know you were pregnant!"

"I'm not," the harried middle-aged mother replied.

"I'm just sick of mornings."



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