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Dan Messinger Live

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Mel Gibson Demands Kramer Apology

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Ophira Eisenberg Live

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The Outsider

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Jerusalem Syndrome and Avian Flu

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Borat: Good Satire or Cheap Laughs?

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Jerry Seinfeld's Talmud Lesson

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Famous Jewish Mothers

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Steve Mittleman Live

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A Stand Up Jew

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Mel Gibson and the Jewish First Baseman

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Sorry, Danny

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Modi Live!

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Comedy is Calling

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Come on Down!

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Bashar Speaks

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Avi Liberman Live!

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Laughter and Tears

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UJM Ceasefire Agreement

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The Passion: A Historical Perspective

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Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

At the age of 85 and after the passing of his first wife, Morty Solomon found Adella Spielman, 81 and they decided to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Morty suggests that they go in.

Morty addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers: "Yes."

Morty: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Morty: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Morty: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Morty: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Morty: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Morty: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases."

Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works."

Morty: "You have loose bladder and gas pills?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics."

Morty: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."



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