New Sukkot Vocabulary

Key words you never knew you needed.

Evolution of Jewish Music

Based on Pentatonix’s “Evolution of Music"

Jtube: Conan in Israel

Why does Israel treat Syrian refugees?

Hava Nagilah: The Story behind the Quintessential Jewish Song

The story of Hava Nagila spans much of modern Jewish history.

Apology APPccepted

Introducing the pre-Yom Kippur APP!

What Jewish History Forgot: Yom Kippur Edition

Studies show that stock prices are tied to Yom Kippur?!

Jtube: Sports Look: Jewish Hunters

Why are Jews maligned when it comes to sports?

New Symbolic Foods for Rosh Hashanah

Creative blessings and curses using fruits and vegetables.

Blessed Blasts

A shofar blower, in more ways than one, must be willing to take the bull by the horns.

Jtube: Game of Thrones

Is it ever appropriate to lie?

8 Reasons Why Goonies is the most Jewish Movie of the 80s

What do the Goonies and the Jewish people have in common? As it turns out, a lot.

Game of Moans

An advance preview of the Jewish version of “Game of Thrones.”

Jtube: Michael McIntyre's Big Show: Kids and Technology

Are our kids better off with or without technology?

Maccabeats: Jewish Despacito

A Hebrew version of the famous song originally performed by Amram Adar ft. Itzik Shamli.

What’s Expected of Parents by Jewish Day Schools

It’s homework time and as a parent of kids in Jewish schools that means one thing: start studying.

Taylor Swift’s New Song as a Jewish Guide to Forgiveness

Look what you made me do and three other common obstacles to forgiveness.

Jewish Women in the Footsteps of Wonder Woman

Growing up surrounded by only girls enabled me to develop my self-worth independent of the admiration and judgment of boys.

My Car’s Crazy Month

In Israel where miracles happen daily, there’s no such thing as a non-believer.

Stroller Derby

If your child can scale Masada, needs a shave or has a driver’s license, then it’s time to get rid of the stroller!

Jtube: Wire Cutters

Why is revenge such a powerful force?

Jerry Lewis: Comedy and Tragedy

In addition to his classic films the iconic entertainer will be remembered for his great philanthropic work.

Menashe: The Hollywood Hasid

Hasidic actor Menashe Lustig tells his unlikely story – going from grocery clerk in Borough Park to critically acclaimed actor.

A Jewish Twilight Zone

A Jewish event planner hankers for Chanukah to last an entire year so she can throw lots of festive parties. And it does…

Where to Take Your Jewish Date this Summer

For those committed to the Jewish faith, mini golf is the perfect date. We are good at it!

Jtube: Alan King Standup

Share something zany about your Jewish family.

Fighting Fair: Jews vs. Non-Jews

Non-Jews wait for the right time to argue. Jews must get everything off their chests immediately!

The Kosher Kritic: Dunkirk

Sometimes doing your best just isn’t enough.

Remembering the Borscht Belt

An affectionate look back at Borscht Belt Jewish humor in the Catskills.

Cornucopia

As a British Podiatrist in Israel, every day that I get to deal with Israeli corns is an adventure.

Jtube: Adam Carolla: Free Speech on College Campuses

Do you think "safe spaces" on campus are hindering free speech and coddling this generation?

Jtube: This is Your Life: Holocaust Survivor

Given the time and setting, what do you think about the manner in which the Holocaust is discussed here?

Who Wants To Be a Meshuganah?

And other Jewish TV game/reality shows…

The Kosher Kritic: War for the Planet of the Apes

"Ape together strong" is a lesson for the Jewish people.

Dunkirk: We Are Still Fighting on the Beaches

77 Years on, the message of Dunkirk still resonates today.

Out of Towners

To New Yorkers, anyone from outside the Tri-State area is an “Out of Towner.” And we find your manners adorably considerate.

Jewish Summer Camp: Stuff No Parent Wants to Hear

”Sorry sport, but mom and dad are sick of having you at home.”

Jtube: Jimmy Kimmel Live: The Bar Mitzvah Party

Should Jewish role models take priority over non-Jewish ones?

Jtube: Biz Tank: It's a G Thing

Question: Is it ever too late to succeed?

Shul Superheroes

Beware of Yichus Man whose superpowers belong to his great-grandfather who he talks about all of the time.

10 Reasons Why Israelis Love India

Suddenly a kippah becomes barely noticeable when standing next to a Turban-wearing Sikh.

Thankless Jewish Jobs

Let’s hear it for those who shield bar mitzvah boys from celebratory candy throwing.

Jtube: Britain's Got Talent: Disabled Stand-Up Comic

How do you keep a positive attitude in the face of personal adversity?

Jewish Legal Dictionary: Jewish Vs. Not Jewish

It’s time for We Jews to create our own legal system.

Jtube: Genius: Albert Einstein in Germany

What kept people from leaving Germany before the war?

Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

At the age of 85 and after the passing of his first wife, Morty Solomon found Adella Spielman, 81 and they decided to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Morty suggests that they go in.

Morty addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers: "Yes."

Morty: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Morty: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Morty: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Morty: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Morty: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Morty: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases."

Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works."

Morty: "You have loose bladder and gas pills?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics."

Morty: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."



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