18 People You’ll Meet at the Thanksgiving Buffet

The Buffeter Betrayer says: that “homemade pie” is from Costco!

Jtube: The Ellen DeGeneres Show

What is the craziest thing your mother ever texted you?

JEWPOWERS

Who needs a polygraph when you have the Emmesonator!

Sixteen Things I Learned Watching Doctor Strange

13. If you’re taking a book, don’t just steal one page. Librarians hate that.

Leonard Cohen: Always a Jew at Heart

The influential musician had a deep connection with Israel and the Jewish people.

Musings of a Male Shopper

Grocery stores are full of men – very, very bewildered looking men. Welcome to the world of men’s food shopping.

Jtube: Sewing Hope

Looking at sadness and turning it upside down.

Get Out the Vote

There are benefits to voting that I bet you didn’t even consider.

Jewish Issues for the American Elections

How about mandatory kosher delis in every major city?

Jtube: Son of Zorn: Bullying

Is fighting back the best way to deal with a bully?

Discovered: Fiddler On The Roof Classified Ads!

Wanted: Someone to make a proper home, a quiet home, a kosher home…

Looking for Lulavs

Ever wonder what it's like to buy a lulav and etrog in Jerusalem? Wonder no more!

Super Sukkahs

From the canvas sukkah to the Sukkahmobile, here are some structures you might see over Sukkot.

The Orthodox Jewish Dating Web Series

“Soon by You”, a web series about the New York dating scene, is turning heads.

Jtube: The Jim Gaffigan Show: Trial by Social Media

Why do people judge others so harshly on social media?

You’re Invited!

A retired event planner dishes on invitation etiquette.

Jtube: The Tool Man

Do we underestimate people who are different?

What Jewish History Forgot: Amazing Events During the High Holy Days

After being pulled from the game, Dodgers pitcher Don Drysdale said, "I bet you wish I was Jewish, too."

Jtube: The Good Place

What is the best way to ensure a good judgment for the New Year?

More Jewish Traffic Signs

Some traffic signs that We Jews can understand, from my JTB (Jewish Traffic Blog).

High Holiday Seat Tips

Get the best bang for your buck out of your High Holiday seats in shul this year.

Jtube: Saturday Night Live: A Bris in the Royal Deluxe II

Why has a bris become such a fundamental part of Jewish identity?

Am I the Funniest Person in the World?

I’m representing Israel in the Funniest Person in the World competition. No joke.

Jewish Mom and Millennial Son Share Communication Tips

The dos and don’ts of communicating with your Jewish mom/son.

Something Is Rotten in Fettig

Leopold Plotkin wants to rehearse his bar mitzvah speech. His crazy family has other ideas.

Remembering Gene Wilder

Born Jerome Silberman, the frizzy-haired comedic actor touched our funny bones and our hearts.

Jtube: Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Why do we lose our imaginations as we get older?

Jtube: American Ninja Warrior: Rabbi Ninja?

Are physical fitness and religious commitment compatible?

Back to School Pop Quiz

Class, complete the sentence: “If I get to class and Mr. Schmutter isn’t there…”

Where to Meet Jewish Singles

It’s time to meet my bashert already!

Jtube: The Lucky Iron Fish

What is the best way to introduce new ideas to people?

Sweet Memories of Sweet Potato Pie

Why I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.

Jewish Traffic Signs

Let’s make traffic signs that we Jews can understand!

The Jewish Mother’s Guide to Texting

BRB no longer means “Be right back,” but “Bubbie requested bagels.”

Overlooked Jewish Olympians

Celebrating Jewish Olympians who stole our hearts, and those who didn’t.

Jtube: Pokemon: The First Movie

What does it take to be a hero? And can someone please explain why Pokemon is so popular?!

Men and their Drawers

Storage spaces for important possessions. For men.

Cleaning House

I’m finding the courage to declutter once and for all.

Jtube: How many Questions do Children ask in a Day?

As we get older why do we stop asking so many questions?

New Yiddish for Millennials

New words for today's young and fast-moving generation.

Jtube: Kicking and Screaming

How can we develop our patience?

Don’t be a Hater

The rabbis instructed us to eliminate baseless hatred. Here are some of my tips for even the most annoying of people.

The Yiddish Ventriloquist

This dummy's got a yiddishe kop.

Jtube: Streit's: Matzo and the American Dream

Do Jewish companies have more of a moral responsibility to keep their employees employed?

Pokémensch!

Forget Pokémon Go… now there’s Pokémensch!

Famous Jews’ Last Words: Revealed for First Time!

Just before his passing, Harry Houdini apparently said, “Now you see me; now you don’t!”

Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

At the age of 85 and after the passing of his first wife, Morty Solomon found Adella Spielman, 81 and they decided to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Morty suggests that they go in.

Morty addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers: "Yes."

Morty: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Morty: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Morty: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Morty: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Morty: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Morty: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases."

Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works."

Morty: "You have loose bladder and gas pills?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics."

Morty: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."



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