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This Year's Dream Hanukkah Gift

Jtube: Year in Search 2020

What meaning have you found in this very challenging year?

It’s Just a Cold--Really

No, I didn’t say COVID, I said a COLD.

An Open Letter from Santa to Jewish Children

Jewish children, I’ve been outsourced, and now I need your help.

COVID Hanukkah Gift Ideas

For your loved one, purchase the 80s classic song “U Can’t Touch This”, by M.C. Hammer

Jtube: Jimmy Kimmel Live: Hanukkah and Kids on the Street

Have you ever been the first Jew a non-Jew has met?

Chanukah: Why We Fry

A brief history of the sufganiya – the Chanukah donut.

Vaccines for Jewish Ailments

Can someone come up with a vaccine for the loud people in shul who sit next to me?

Puppy for Hanukkah

I want a puppy for Hanukkah! And I'm gonna get just what I wanted!

Little Rabbinic Riding Hood

…and other Jewish children’s stories.

Jtube: Big Bang Theory

Why is respecting our parents such a difficult mitzvah?

The Mandalorian

The Mandalorian’s mask is a perfect symbol for today’s masked society.

Jtube: Mr. D: The New Jew

What would you do if you just found out that you weren't Jewish?

Moishe and Me

My Jewish dog reminds me to be a mensch.

Music Is the Highest

For Daniel Zamir, making music is the ultimate spiritual experience.

10 Ways You Can Tell If Non-Jews Have Been Hanging Out with Jews

“Bitsy dahling! Whatever did you mean when you called Alistair a shmendrick while yachting?!”

Jtube: Three Amigos

How can we search ourselves to find great strengths where we never saw them before?

Digital Dating During Corona

How are Jewish singles supposed to meet in the Age of Corona?

Jtube: Welcome Back Kotter

Despite being dispersed throughout the world, what keeps us together as a people?

Craving Community

I’ve gone from having no community, to being in the standup comedy community, to being a member of the LA Jewish community. I’m a lucky man.

Houdini Escaped Everything Except His Jewish Heritage

Houdini put on tefilin daily and formed the Rabbis’ Sons Theatrical Benevolent Association.

Jtube: Carol, Carl, Whoopi and Robin

What should you definitely not do when trying to comfort a mourner?

Confessions of a Jewish School Teacher

Parents, whatever you share with your kids at home will be shared in class. That’s a promise.

Jtube: West Wing: Leadership

What makes a great leader?

Step Bubbiehood

As a middle aged girlfriend, I'd like to skip Step Motherhood and go straight to Step Bubbiehood.

A Brief History of Yiddish

I’m verklempt over these Yiddish words that have become part of today’s culture.

Kosher Entertainment for the Sick & Weary Teenager

This teen got sick and tired of being home sick. Here are some of her do it yourself self-entertainment tips.

Jtube: Evan Almighty

In what ways does God answer your prayers?

Jtube: Monty Python: The Argument

What is the key to having a good argument?

Things People Say at a Shiva

After going through the process of sitting shiva, I’ve taken notes on the things Jewish people like to say.

10 Headlines Using Anti-Israel Double Standards

Imagine reading this: September 11, 2001 – 18 Saudi Nationals Die in Tragic Plane Accidents.

Jtube: ESPN: On the German Team

While we should never forget, do we forgive?

ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak

Men and women think we speak the same language. We don’t.

How to Sleep in the Sukkah

With a little preparation and the right kind of weapon, anyone can sleep in the sukkah!

Jtube: The Pawnbroker

What is the secret to the Jewish people's success?

What to Ask for Forgiveness for this Yom Kippur

5780 wasn’t one of our best years. If we want 5781 to be better, let’s apologize and try to be better.

Crash Course in Yiddish Texting

Forget LOL” How about WAICL for “What am I, chopped liver”?

Jtube: The Colbert Report: Justice

How do we know if something is right or wrong?

Things We Should Pray for This Year

Dear God, parents have done their time. They shouldn’t have to see their children for the next two and a half years.

Jtube: The Equalizer 2

What is the greatest thing you've ever gotten back?

Gentile Guilt Vs. Jewish Guilt

Believe it or not, Jews don’t have a monopoly on guilt.

Dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis who made us laugh and made us better Jews.
 

Marvin and Shirley Applebaum were childhood sweethearts who had married and settled down in the same neighborhood where they grew up. They were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk down the street to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they 'd shared and where he had carved "I love you, Shirley."

On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armored car and lands practically at their feet. Shirley quickly picks it up and decides to take it home until they decide what to do with it. There, she counts the money, and it's fifty thousand dollars.

Marvin says, "We've got to give it back."

Shirley says, "Finders keepers" and puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money and show up at their home. They say, "Pardon me, but did either of you find or know about some money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Shirley says, "No."

Marvin quickly interjects, "She's lying!! She hid it up in the attic."

Shirley says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

However, the agents sit Marvin down and begin to question him. "Sir, please tell us the story from the beginning."

Marvin says, "Well, when Shirley and I were walking home from school yesterday..."

The FBI agents immediately look at each other and say, "Let's get out of here!!"



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