New Jewish Conspiracies

Unfortunately, the upsurge in anti-Semitism has brought with it an upsurge in new ridiculous Jewish conspiracy theories.

Tactical Eating in Jewish Institutions

What Jewish food doesn’t taste better with some mayonnaise?

Hamentalkin’ Hamentaschen

The Chinese have fortune cookies. Now the Jews have these.

How to Embarrass Your Teenage Daughter

Pepper your conversations (and texts) with “lol”, “legit”, and “so awkward!”

25 Ways You Know I’m a Proud Religious Jew

For starters, I get served first on a plane.

The 10 Funniest “Yiddishe Kop” Jokes

An Italian, an Arab and a Jew walking through Central Park in a blizzard…

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Gefilte Fish

“Gefilte” comes from the Yiddish term that means “stuffed.”

A Jerusalem Basketball Game Experience

Going to a professional basketball game in Israel felt like a religious experience.

The Yiddish Quiz of “Goodniks”

Balabusta, kvell, zei gezunt, what do they all mean?!

Ask Mordechai

I’m making a bris for my son who has no name yet. Do I have to give a speech?

Julian Edelman, Super Bowl MVP

Whether Julian Edelman is Jewish or not, what matters is that we can tell jokes about it.

Meet The Jewish Alexa: Adina

You can ask Adina anything. Just be careful what she answers back.

Why Jews Love the Super Bowl

The NFL is the only league that loves Jews and is not anti-Semitic because its games are on Sundays.

Top 10 Jewlarious Jokes About Marriage

The Jewish people love the institution of marriage. We also love to joke. What a perfect combination.

What Am I, Chopped Liver?

Everything you ever wanted to know about kosher chopped liver.

I’m Offended

The only group that it’s ok to offend appears to be the Jews. More specifically, religious Jews.

PunimBook: Facebook for Jews

If there was a Facebook only for Jews, maybe this is what it would look like.

Is Schnitzel Jewish?

According to schnitzologists there are many reasons for the strong Jewish connection to schnitzel.

Humorous Guide to How to Prepare for Shabbat

You will run out of hot water. For this reason, you should start showering on Thursday morning.

The Yiddish Quiz of Fools

Gonif? Chazzer? Bulvan? What do they all mean?

7 Ways LeBron Could Apologize to the Jews

Like subsidizing Laker tickets for Jews.

Top Jewish Stories of 2018

This year American Jews almost experienced a tragedy: It was rumored that Entenmann’s was going to lose its kosher certification.

The Jewish-Christmas Connection

The two best-selling Christian holiday songs were written by the son of a cantor named Israel Baline, better known as Irving Berlin.

Jews & Chinese Food: A Match Made in Heaven

Rejected Jewish activities for Christmas Day before eating Chinese food won.

Where Does Matzah Ball Soup Come From?

No two cooks serve the exact same matzah ball.

Jewish Singles Events

Unfortunately, if there’s a choice between a conversation with a woman or latkes with sour cream, I’m with the latkes.

Top 10 Jokes About Zadies

To remind us how much we love them.

Chanukah Gifts for Dictators

What do you get for the dictator who has everything?

How to Make Chanukah Religious Again

In order to make Chanukah more religious, I’m using fat from shmaltz flanken meat that stays in the stomach for eight days.

Jews and Sushi

At the average wedding, the sushi bar often has better attendance than the chuppah ceremony.

Reasons I Wasn’t Accepted into the Israeli Army

I wanted to serve the army, but they knew better.

Snopes Schmopes!

Introducing the Jewish fact-checking site, Schmopes.

Foods Jews Love to Eat: Sephardic Jews Edition

I know nothing about Yemenite history. All I know is that they know how to make bread taste amazing.

Losing My 50 Pounds

I’ve been blessed to have kept off 50 pounds for about eight years. It is the single hardest thing I’ve ever done.

Food Jews Love To Eat: Ashkenazi Edition

There is one thing that connects all Jews. Food.

Leftovers Exchange Program

“I love my wife, but I’m so sick of leftovers. What should I do?”

New Laws for Jerusalem

No third graders directing traffic.

Jewish Dinosaurs

Meet the Schleposaurus

Uncovered: Fiddler on the Roof's Butcher's Diary

Finding Lazar Wolf’s diary changes everything!

An Ode to Jewish Delis

Nothing says American Jewish tradition like the deli.

Jewish Ways to Lose Weight After the Holidays

The Anti-Simcha Diet is where you don’t go to any family functions. That’s 5 pounds right there.

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