Purim is the holiday where things are turned on their head. After all, the wicked Haman was hanged on the very same gallows that he built for his arch enemy Mordechai. To add insult to injury Mordechai ended up taking Haman's old job as chief advisor to King Achashverosh. Some commentators say Mordechai even inherited Haman's old baseball card collection. With that in mind, we at Jewlarious began to wonder what the Jewish world would look like if it was indeed upside down. If you picked up the newspaper, you might find something like this.
If you have any "Purim Headlines" please add them in the comments section provided below.
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(12) Linda, May 25, 2009 9:27 PM
Jewish mothers tell their grown children:
Jewish mothers tell their grown children: No problem, just call when you can. And don't feel bad if you can't call too often.
(11) Omega777, March 15, 2009 7:43 AM
Heh heh!! I like the ones depicting Ahmadinejad with a sinister smile when he said that and not forgetting Dudu Cohen too. Keep it up guys, you are truly exhilarating.
(10) Kathleen, March 12, 2009 7:19 PM
The Slam Dunk!
I'm still laughing about the Moshie Goldberg slam dunk! You guys are too funny.
(9) Anonymous, March 9, 2009 1:13 PM
another headline
Jewish Bubbee tells grandchildren they don't need to take seconds... without making them feel guilty
(8) Miriam, March 9, 2009 1:09 PM
lovely
wait... there is a Jewish organization that doesn't need to continue to fund raise???? and a Jewish mother that doesn't want her son in Med School????... the most shocking tho is that there is a shul where there isn't a mad rush on food for kiddush!!!!
(7) SBZ, March 19, 2008 6:02 AM
Shimon Peres retire?
You must be joking. Oh yeah, it's Purim!
(6) Patti Jenkins, March 18, 2008 1:43 PM
The guy who took the picture of the President of
Iran makes me want to boo hiss boo hiss Its no wonder that HaShem gave us this day to dress up ,drink wine and have aparty to recognize a beautiful girl who was so brave that we are here today looking at that despots Imean Moselms kisser. makes Purim come to life in our time. We dont forget that king was a jerk too and I heard he was 7ft. tall. Our Sweet and vunerable and very brave ESther had a reason to be afraid .We have to kick that Presidents bupkus hes a freak and a liar. May he have boils and drink from the pool that is polluted.
(5) Steven, March 18, 2008 11:54 AM
Excellent
Whose to say these things wont come to pass? A Jewish organization might just declare that it has enough money.The cubs might win the world series and abbas might declare that Israel is the land of the Jews.
(4) DAVID, March 18, 2008 10:38 AM
GREAT STUFF
THE PRESIDENT OF IRAN SHOULD BE RE NAMED HAMEN IN HONOR OF PURIM
(3) Anonymous, March 17, 2008 4:02 PM
Purim headlines
So very clever. Obviously written by a Yiddishe kupp !
(2) simon, March 17, 2008 3:39 PM
nice dream
(1) Anonymous, March 16, 2008 10:17 PM
wow
Gevaldig! this is a "olam hafookh"!