Tips for Your Online Jewish Dating Profile

Tip #1: Do whatever you can to make sure your profile picture doesn’t look like you.

Don’t Ask Your Elderly Parent This!

Questions an adult child should never ask their Jewish boomer parent.

Fast Day Survival Tips

My techniques to make it through the Tisha B’Av fast.

Jewish Summer Camp: Memories of a Pre-Military Academy

The way my parents made Jewish summer camp sound, I thought I was joining the US Armed Forces.

Vacationing as a Jew

Your goal is to get into your hotel room but the anti-Semites have decided to make hotel keys electronic.

Top 10 Jewish Animal Jokes

With a few dog jokes slipped in for good measure.

The Worst Bar Mitzvah Speech Ever Given

“I’m honored to be a Jewish adult. I will never pay retail again.”

Top 9 Jewish Jokes about Fathers

In honor of Father’s Day, enjoy some jokes about our beloved Jewish fathers!

Fauxpologies: When Anti-Semites Apologize

When anti-Semites get caught, they are often forced to apologize, or what I call “fauxpologize.”

Top Ten Jewish Dog Jokes

Do all Jews love dogs? Debatable. Do all Jews love dog jokes? No question.

The Kippah Makes the Man

A list of some of the most popular kippahs, the styles, and what they mean.

Wazenstein: The Jewish GPS App

An advanced look at the world’s first Jewish GPS app for cars.

Survival Skills

The skills every Jewish parent should teach their children to survive in the Jewish world.

Climbing the Walls

Comedian Andy Cowan who wrote for Cheers and Seinfeld talks about how he got started.

Kiddush Tips for Dummies

How to take control of the shul chulent.

JMAs: Jewish Mother Agents

If Jewish mothers were in charge of counter terrorism.

Three Little Words

My teenaged boy has an appetite like an animal. And when he says “what’s for dinner” I am the zookeeper.

Seize the Day

From Albert Einstein’s hair gel, to Levi Strauss’s pants – famous items seized from Jews throughout history.

Jewish Haircuts & Styles for Lag B’Omer

In Israel the “Number 2” is very popular. A barber takes clippers and runs them over your head and charges twenty dollars.

Straitjacket

Let's talk about the craziest and most dangerous aspect of going to synagogue: the coatroom.

Yom HaAtzmaut Traditions

This Israel Independence Day, shpritz people with white foam. In Israel, that’s just what we do.

Confessions of a Jewish Smother

I have a problem: I’m a smothering mother.

New Plagues for Passover

Some new plagues to relive the Exodus experience.

Passover Food You Need to Buy

Buy lots of eggs. Because other than brisket, everything should taste like scrambled eggs.

How to Maximize the All You Can Eat Buffet

Bring dessert for your “entire table.” This is a misdirection technique I learned from my aunt.

New Emojis: I Second that Emotion

Here are a bunch of new emojis you’ll use every day.

Other American Things Moving to Jerusalem

After moving their Embassy to Jerusalem, these American things will also be moving – or have moved already.

Flying the Kosher Skies

How to make your flying experience more “kosher.”

25 Funniest Jewish Comedians in History

Celebrating the rich variety of Jewish humor.

Humorous Guide to Making Mishloach Manot

When repurposing, make sure to leave the note with the name of the people who gave it to you originally.

Should I Dress Up on Purim?

No, one size does NOT fit all!

The Shadchan Stories

Shadchan stories, facts, foibles, and of course … jokes.

Let it Rain!

We pray for rain in Israel where nobody owns a coat.

Fundraising Fun

A how-not-to guide to raise money for your shul.

How to Help Jewish Singles

I am single, and no I am not looking for a “shidduch”.

Jewish Flu Remedies

With flu season upon us, check out these tried (and some not true) Jewish flu remedies.

Oy-Vey Olympics

How to make the Olympics more Jewish.

Vilde Chaya

When your precious child turns out to be a “vilda chaya” – Yiddish for a “wild animal.”

Lebanon Remakes All Spielberg Movies

Saving Private Ryan now becomes Killing Private Ryan

All Hail the Mohel

Mohel are vastly underappreciated. In a business where there is no margin for error, they should be admired and adored.

If You Boycott Israel, Boycott This

If you boycott Israel just be ready to go all the way. Turn off Waze and go back to using Mapquest.

The Ins and Outs of Jewish Fundraisers

From Chinese Auctions to ad journals.

A Jewish Psychic’s Predictions for 2018

Barbra Streisand will finally share her own traumatic alien abduction story.

Jewish New Year vs. Secular New Year

Instead of the ball drop in Time’s Square, we let the matzah balls drop into our soup.

Turning Christmas Movies into Chanukah Movies

From “It’s a Wonderful Life” to It’s a Verklempt Life.

How to Light Your Menorah

Here are my tips for how to light your menorah in ways that your neighbors will never forget.

8 People in Every Shul

In honor of the 8 days of Chanukah, here are 8 people in every shul. Even yours.

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