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Back to School Pop Quiz

Back to School Pop Quiz

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Class, complete the sentence: “If I get to class and Mr. Schmutter isn’t there…”

Where to Meet Jewish Singles

Where to Meet Jewish Singles

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It’s time to meet my bashert already!

Sweet Memories of Sweet Potato Pie

Sweet Memories of Sweet Potato Pie

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Why I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.

Jewish Traffic Signs

Jewish Traffic Signs

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Let’s make traffic signs that we Jews can understand!

The Jewish Mother’s Guide to Texting

The Jewish Mother’s Guide to Texting

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BRB no longer means “Be right back,” but “Bubbie requested bagels.”

Overlooked Jewish Olympians

Overlooked Jewish Olympians

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Celebrating Jewish Olympians who stole our hearts, and those who didn’t.

Men and their Drawers

Men and their Drawers

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Storage spaces for important possessions. For men.

Jewish Olympic Summer Camp Sports

Jewish Olympic Summer Camp Sports

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Who remembers gaga?!

Cleaning House

Cleaning House

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I’m finding the courage to declutter once and for all.

New Yiddish for Millennials

New Yiddish for Millennials

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New words for today's young and fast-moving generation.

Don’t be a Hater

Don’t be a Hater

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The rabbis instructed us to eliminate baseless hatred. Here are some of my tips for even the most annoying of people.

Pokémensch!

Pokémensch!

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Forget Pokémon Go… now there’s Pokémensch!

Famous Jews’ Last Words: Revealed for First Time!

Famous Jews’ Last Words: Revealed for First Time!

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Just before his passing, Harry Houdini apparently said, “Now you see me; now you don’t!”

Advice for the Kosher Traveler

Advice for the Kosher Traveler

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Summer is upon us and that means one thing: vacation. Here are some survival secrets for the kosher traveler.

The Adventures of Big Baby

The Adventures of Big Baby

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“I can’t believe someone just left their baby like that, lying on the chair, alone! Whose baby is that?!”

Craving Community

Craving Community

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I’ve gone from having no community, to being in the standup comedy community, to being a member of the LA Jewish community. I’m a lucky man.

Brexit and the Jews

Brexit and the Jews

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A British Jew gives her take on the Brexit and how the British Jewish community is handling it.

How to Find Deals in the Shuk

How to Find Deals in the Shuk

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Want to shop in the ancient Israeli marketplace but don’t know where to start? Allow me to enlighten you.

Whose Bar Mitzvah Is It Anyway?

Whose Bar Mitzvah Is It Anyway?

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Some theme party ideas for adults considering a belated Bar or Bat Mitzvah.

Brexit: Should We Stay or Should We Go?

Brexit: Should We Stay or Should We Go?

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My country is dominated by discussions of whether Britain should leave the European Union. I can’t wait until this is over.

Israel to Place Gorillas Near Gaza; Hopes Int’l Community Will Care About Rocket Attacks

Israel to Place Gorillas Near Gaza; Hopes Int’l Community Will Care About Rocket Attacks

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Hamas official: “If one of our rockets were to kill a gorilla, we would completely alienate our core support base of 18 to 22-year-old left-wing American Facebook commenters.”

13 Quirky Tips For First Timers Travelers to Israel

13 Quirky Tips For First Timers Travelers to Israel

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At the Dead Sea, just agree that you WILL float. Don’t argue with everyone around you that you’re an exception to the rule. Relax and SURRENDER.

Don't Ask a Jewish Allergic Person This!

Don't Ask a Jewish Allergic Person This!

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We Jews adore questions. The answers – eh not so much.

David’s Western Wall Tour

David’s Western Wall Tour

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In honor of Yom Yerushalayim and Shavuot, join me on my Western Wall tour.

Don’t Be Skittish, Bring Back Yiddish!

Don’t Be Skittish, Bring Back Yiddish!

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They say that Yiddish is dying off, but I’m not ready to give this colorful language any sort of burial!

America’s 10 Least Influential Jews

America’s 10 Least Influential Jews

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You’re more important than all of them combined.

Frum or Not Frum?

Frum or Not Frum?

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Telltale signs someone is a religious Jew.

Passover in the South of France: My Behind-the-Scenes Report

Passover in the South of France: My Behind-the-Scenes Report

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I worked in the kitchen at a Passover hotel in France. I survived and still love Judaism.

Typical Jewish Mother

Typical Jewish Mother

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It took me until my 50s before I finally realized how much my parents really cared for me, and how much they really loved me.

How to Enjoy Israeli Independence Day Like an Israeli

How to Enjoy Israeli Independence Day Like an Israeli

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Start your celebration with a “Mangal” – which is an Israeli BBQ that is too small to cook on.

10 Ways the UK’s Labour Party Plans to Reach Out to British Jews

10 Ways the UK’s Labour Party Plans to Reach Out to British Jews

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Britain’s Labour party has an anti-Semitism problem. This is an advanced copy of their PR plan to rectify that problem.

Helllooo?!

Helllooo?!

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Don’t you get annoyed when people want to point out that you said something stupid and say, “Hellllooooo?!?!”

Shakespearowitz?

Shakespearowitz?

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Shakespeare’s Jewish connection, and a scene from my Jewish rendition of Hamlet, called “Hemlet.”

Why Is This Pesach Glossary Different From All Others?

Why Is This Pesach Glossary Different From All Others?

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Afikomen Omen: Noun. The unfortunate curse of never being able to locate the hidden Matzah.

The Sixty Questions

The Sixty Questions

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60 questions I asked at last year Seder including: How did I put on eight pounds already? I haven't eaten anything yet?!

What Matchmakers Are Really Saying

What Matchmakers Are Really Saying

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Don’t let shadchans throw you off. They’re putting you down, but it’s for your own good.

Half Genius, Half Jerk

Half Genius, Half Jerk

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Do you have Unconscious Mental Farblungenheit syndrome?

Board Games With A Jewish Twist!

Board Games With A Jewish Twist!

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Parker Brothers has changed to Parker Stein. Wanna play?

Kosher Entertainment for the Sick & Weary Teenager

Kosher Entertainment for the Sick & Weary Teenager

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This teen got sick and tired of being home sick. Here are some of her do it yourself self-entertainment tips.

Tevye & Golda See a Marriage Counselor

Tevye & Golda See a Marriage Counselor

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The music is gone. It’s just Tevye and Golda. And it’s not good.

David’s Purim Costume Advice

David’s Purim Costume Advice

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Girls are a Princess, boys are a Superhero. That is all you have to know. It hasn't changed in thousands of years.

Oops, Did I Just Say That?

Oops, Did I Just Say That?

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Adults say the darndest things.

Close Quarters

Close Quarters

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Our kids keep getting bigger, but our house doesn’t.

How I Loved Jewish Holidays as a Child: A Memoir

How I Loved Jewish Holidays as a Child: A Memoir

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My love for Jewish holidays – as a third grader.

13 New Jewish Barbies

13 New Jewish Barbies

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Barb Mitzvah Barbie comes complete with yarmulkes, table assignments, DJ and cheesy movie montage.

Presidential Candidates & the Jews: Latke Fest 2016

Presidential Candidates & the Jews: Latke Fest 2016

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Presidential candidates reach out to Jewish voters. And then they have a nosh.

The New Yiddish Zodiac

The New Yiddish Zodiac

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If you are a “Pupika” you are an “innie” – an introvert.

Carry On Luggage

Carry On Luggage

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Even at the expense of my own personal well-being, I will not pay the airline’s extra baggage fee. I repeat, not!

Italian Mothers Versus Jewish Mothers

Italian Mothers Versus Jewish Mothers

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Italian mothers give Jewish mothers a run for their money. I should know – I’m Italian, and Jewish.

Sign Language

Sign Language

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As an English teacher at a Jewish high-school, I am witnessing firsthand the demise of cursive. And I couldn’t be happier.

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