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Happily, practicing these seven principles will transform your perfectly functioning family into a completely dysfunctional one.
Let's turn chocolate consumption into a naches inducing affair.
by Eileen Rosenbloom
Growing up in a family that spoke Yiddish, we kids were somewhat "punch line challenged."
by Mark Miller
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Penning a quote on a Starbucks cup has been my brush with fame.
Please come back to me. I miss you terribly.
by Torahmusings.com
Everything is contained within the Talmud -- even Seinfeld's discussion about "double dipping."
by Stephanie D. Lewis
In January I wrote: Happy 2020! My optometrist waited a lifetime for this year. It’s gonna be great!
No, I didn’t say COVID, I said a COLD.
by Judi Zirin-Hyman
Jewish children, I’ve been outsourced, and now I need your help.
For your loved one, purchase the 80s classic song “U Can’t Touch This”, by M.C. Hammer
by Danny Lobell
A brief history of the sufganiya – the Chanukah donut.
by David Kilimnick
Can someone come up with a vaccine for the loud people in shul who sit next to me?
…and other Jewish children’s stories.
by Shmuel Savage
My Jewish dog reminds me to be a mensch.
by Jewlarious.com Staff
Treat elections like Jewish camp color war.
“Bitsy dahling! Whatever did you mean when you called Alistair a shmendrick while yachting?!”
by Yonah Levi
How are Jewish singles supposed to meet in the Age of Corona?
by Mark Schiff
I’ve gone from having no community, to being in the standup comedy community, to being a member of the LA Jewish community. I’m a lucky man.
A rabbi walks into a bar…
Parents, whatever you share with your kids at home will be shared in class. That’s a promise.
by T. Saks
This teen got sick and tired of being home sick. Here are some of her do it yourself self-entertainment tips.
by Melanie Chartoff
As a middle aged girlfriend, I'd like to skip Step Motherhood and go straight to Step Bubbiehood.
After going through the process of sitting shiva, I’ve taken notes on the things Jewish people like to say.
This is not your Bubbie Bubble!
Imagine reading this: September 11, 2001 – 18 Saudi Nationals Die in Tragic Plane Accidents.
Men and women think we speak the same language. We don’t.
by Mordechai Schmutter
With a little preparation and the right kind of weapon, anyone can sleep in the sukkah!
5780 wasn’t one of our best years. If we want 5781 to be better, let’s apologize and try to be better.
Forget LOL” How about WAICL for “What am I, chopped liver”?
Dear God, parents have done their time. They shouldn’t have to see their children for the next two and a half years.
by Marnie Winston-Macauley and Robyn Morin
Believe it or not, Jews don’t have a monopoly on guilt.
The United Arab Emirates announced a historic peace treaty with Israel. Here’s why other Arab countries should too.
by Esther Mendelsohn
From an Orthodox all-girls high school to a secular British University. In two words: culture shock.
People now just stare at each other awkwardly. Get used to that weird look. It means “Mazel Tov.”
Barb Mitzvah Barbie comes complete with yarmulkes, table assignments, DJ and cheesy movie montage.
The music is gone. It’s just Tevye and Golda. And it’s not good.
Do masks work? Should you go to shul? Should you send your kids to Israel? Mordechai tells all!
Parker Brothers has changed to Parker Stein. Wanna play?
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I emerged from 14 days in solitude a better Jew.
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See them before they get torn down.
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