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Judy's 10 Commandments for Saving Money

The Seven Secrets of Dysfunctional Families

by Sol Herzig, Ph.D.

Happily, practicing these seven principles will transform your perfectly functioning family into a completely dysfunctional one.

Kvellentine's Day

Let's turn chocolate consumption into a naches inducing affair.

Jewpid

by Eileen Rosenbloom

The Joys of Yiddish

Growing up in a family that spoke Yiddish, we kids were somewhat "punch line challenged."

The Child- to-Parent Dictionary

Find out what your kids really mean when they say "I love you."

A Starbucks Star

Penning a quote on a Starbucks cup has been my brush with fame.

Letter to My Long-Lost Waist

Please come back to me. I miss you terribly.

Jerry Seinfeld's Talmud Lesson

by Torahmusings.com

Everything is contained within the Talmud -- even Seinfeld's discussion about "double dipping."

My 2020 Diary

In January I wrote: Happy 2020! My optometrist waited a lifetime for this year. It’s gonna be great!

It’s Just a Cold--Really

No, I didn’t say COVID, I said a COLD.

An Open Letter from Santa to Jewish Children

by Judi Zirin-Hyman

Jewish children, I’ve been outsourced, and now I need your help.

COVID Hanukkah Gift Ideas

For your loved one, purchase the 80s classic song “U Can’t Touch This”, by M.C. Hammer

Chanukah: Why We Fry

by Danny Lobell

A brief history of the sufganiya – the Chanukah donut.

Vaccines for Jewish Ailments

Can someone come up with a vaccine for the loud people in shul who sit next to me?

Little Rabbinic Riding Hood

…and other Jewish children’s stories.

Moishe and Me

by Shmuel Savage

My Jewish dog reminds me to be a mensch.

Healing the World with Lessons from Jewish Summer Camp

by Jewlarious.com Staff

Treat elections like Jewish camp color war.

10 Ways You Can Tell If Non-Jews Have Been Hanging Out with Jews

“Bitsy dahling! Whatever did you mean when you called Alistair a shmendrick while yachting?!”

Digital Dating During Corona

by Yonah Levi

How are Jewish singles supposed to meet in the Age of Corona?

Craving Community

by Mark Schiff

I’ve gone from having no community, to being in the standup comedy community, to being a member of the LA Jewish community. I’m a lucky man.

Top Ten Jewish Jokes about Rabbis

by Jewlarious.com Staff

A rabbi walks into a bar…

Confessions of a Jewish School Teacher

Parents, whatever you share with your kids at home will be shared in class. That’s a promise.

Kosher Entertainment for the Sick & Weary Teenager

by T. Saks

This teen got sick and tired of being home sick. Here are some of her do it yourself self-entertainment tips.

Step Bubbiehood

by Melanie Chartoff

As a middle aged girlfriend, I'd like to skip Step Motherhood and go straight to Step Bubbiehood.

Things People Say at a Shiva

After going through the process of sitting shiva, I’ve taken notes on the things Jewish people like to say.

How to Decide Which Family You’ll “Bubble-Up” With?

This is not your Bubbie Bubble!

10 Headlines Using Anti-Israel Double Standards

by Jewlarious.com Staff

Imagine reading this: September 11, 2001 – 18 Saudi Nationals Die in Tragic Plane Accidents.

ManSpeak Vs. WomanSpeak

Men and women think we speak the same language. We don’t.

How to Sleep in the Sukkah

by Mordechai Schmutter

With a little preparation and the right kind of weapon, anyone can sleep in the sukkah!

What to Ask for Forgiveness for this Yom Kippur

5780 wasn’t one of our best years. If we want 5781 to be better, let’s apologize and try to be better.

Crash Course in Yiddish Texting

Forget LOL” How about WAICL for “What am I, chopped liver”?

Things We Should Pray for This Year

Dear God, parents have done their time. They shouldn’t have to see their children for the next two and a half years.

Gentile Guilt Vs. Jewish Guilt

by Marnie Winston-Macauley and Robyn Morin

Believe it or not, Jews don’t have a monopoly on guilt.

Why More Arab Countries Should Make Peace with Israel

The United Arab Emirates announced a historic peace treaty with Israel. Here’s why other Arab countries should too.

Orthodoxy at University

by Esther Mendelsohn

From an Orthodox all-girls high school to a secular British University. In two words: culture shock.

How to Have an Outdoor Wedding or Bar Mitzvah

People now just stare at each other awkwardly. Get used to that weird look. It means “Mazel Tov.”

13 New Jewish Barbies

Barb Mitzvah Barbie comes complete with yarmulkes, table assignments, DJ and cheesy movie montage.

Tevye & Golda See a Marriage Counselor

The music is gone. It’s just Tevye and Golda. And it’s not good.

Coronavirus Questions

by Mordechai Schmutter

Do masks work? Should you go to shul? Should you send your kids to Israel? Mordechai tells all!

Board Games With A Jewish Twist!

Parker Brothers has changed to Parker Stein. Wanna play?

Did Jew Know?

Outrageous, odd, fascinating, Jewish facts & figures.

How I Survived an Israeli Coronavirus Hotel

I emerged from 14 days in solitude a better Jew.

How Jews Beat the Heat

Whatever you do, don’t go for a picnic. Jews don’t picnic.

Least-Known Jewish Statues