We pray that all will be protected from coronavirus, that the crisis is quickly resolved, and that all those affected have a speedy and complete healing.
In the meantime, one way to get through challenging times is through the power of humor:
Self-Sacrifice
Our grandparents were called to war.
We're being called to stay at home. We can get through this.
Diary Entry
Day 2 without sports.
I found a woman sitting on my couch.
Apparently, she's my wife.
She seems nice.
Announcement
Do you have the following symptoms: headache, dizziness, anxiety, and exhaustion?
This is a sure sign that your children are home from school has be cancelled due to coronavirus.
Biblical Times
What is the meaning of the long-time Jewish tradition that Moshiach will come riding on a donkey?
Because all flights have been cancelled.
Medical Advice
If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for two weeks, then you should have gone to a doctor long before coronavirus.
Advertisement
24-pack of toilet paper from Walmart. Looking to swap for a 4-bedroom house.
Announcement
Mothers ages 30-59 are most likely to carry coronavirus without symptoms. The best course of action is to quarantine them. Local spas are the designated quarantine centers. Send mothers immediately. No contact for 14 days while they live in misery…
Passover is Coming
This is crazy! Local supermarket shelves were completely cleared out. The shelves were then lined with paper and restocked with potato-based food that's quadruple the price!
Order for this year’s Passover Seder:
Kadesh. Rachtza. Urchatz Rachtza. Karpas. Rachtza. Yachatz. Maggid. Rachtza. Motzi Matzah. Rachtza. Marror. Rachtza. Korech. Rachtza. Shulchan Orech. Tzafun. Rachtza. Bareich. Rachtza. Hallel. Rachtza. Nirtza. Rachtza.
Announcement
My birthday is today, but I just want everyone to know that I’m postponing my birthday indefinitely due to coronavirus. I will be having my birthday at a later date. Thank you!
Safe Distance
Finally the world aligns with the preferences of introverts. All events cancelled. Everybody minding their business. No physical contact. No random small talk.
MEMO
From: Parents
To: School Faculty
Coronavirus is a serious threat and we have no choice but to respond strongly to combat the hazard. We the parents have made the difficult decision to close our doors until we are certain it is safe to reopen. This policy will begin tomorrow morning when our children board their buses for school.
While we understand that this presents a great challenge to the school staff, please know that we will continue doing everything in our power to facilitate the children's return to our home as soon as possible.
In the meantime, we've sent each of the children to school with 14 days worth of clothing, and we’ve made accommodations for remote family time via Whatsapp.
Thought-Bubble
If coronavirus isn't about beer, why do we keep hearing about cases of it?
Prediction
There will be a baby boom in 9 months.
Then in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the QUARANTEENS.
(9) Sharon Loss, April 7, 2020 4:05 PM
Need this
O the joy of some fun in this time..thanks from a troubled planet...the universe does still exist!
(8) Anonymous, March 29, 2020 4:17 AM
Thank You
Thank you for making me smile....
(7) Anonymous, March 26, 2020 8:54 PM
Very cute.
Thanks for cheering us all up!
Wholesome laughter is a sure cure for all our ills.
(6) hanoch bernath, March 25, 2020 1:00 PM
short joke
I anticipated the covid virus. I've been staying at home since I was downsized in june 2015
(5) Noam Kahana, March 25, 2020 12:49 PM
Great job Shraga!
Long time no speak.
See you at the coronation on the roof of the new building.
(4) Anonymous, March 25, 2020 10:06 AM
Thank you for posting this. I really needed this. :)
(3) Mary Stutzman, March 24, 2020 6:42 PM
Love this humor
Thank you so much for the humor section. I'm still laughing. Boy did I need this.
(2) B. Zalman Rosenthal, March 24, 2020 5:26 PM
Adding to the list
Great article. Kol a COVID!
(1) Anonymous, March 24, 2020 4:35 PM
Thank you
I am not Jewish but I signed up for Aish.com. Puts things into perspective. Enjoying your articles a lot.