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Shmulik Hadari was suffering from a bad case of the flu, so he called his doctor in Tel Aviv to get an appointment.
When he was told the scheduled date of the appointment, he became outraged and bellowed, "Three weeks? The doctor can't see me for three weeks? I could well be dead by then!"
Calmly, the receptionist replied, "If so, would you have your wife call to cancel the appointment?"