The Perfect Husband

Moishe was at the club with some of his friends for a shvitz. Afterwards, they are in the locker room and Moishe picks up the phone on the bench when it rings and answers. He puts it on speaker so the others can’t help but eavesdrop.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, if you like it, go for it."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$80,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2 million."

MAN: "OK, go ahead, but offer them $1.9."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

Moishe hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"