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Berel meets Schmerel shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.
"It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Schmerel said. "Last week I asked Sarah what she wanted for her birthday."
"And?" Berel asked.
"Well, she said 'Oh, I don't know just give me something with diamonds in it'."
"So what did you get her?" asked Berel.
"I bought her a deck of cards!!"