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Ruthie Rosenbloom and Ilana Shapiro met for coffee. "Well Ruthie, how are the kids?"
"To tell you the truth, my David has married a witch!" says Ruth. "She doesn't get out of bed until 11. She's out all day spending his money on Heaven knows what, and when he gets home, exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner for him? Ha! She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."
"Oy! What a shame. And how about your daughter?"
"Ah! Now there's a lucky girl. Shira married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed, he gives her enough money to buy whatever she needs, and in the evening he always takes her out to dinner at a nice restaurant."