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Little Rivkah Shpielman was a very polite young lady and liked spending time with her Zadie and having him teach her about proper etiquette. One day Rivkah said, "Zadie, I notice that when you sneeze, you put your hands in front of your mouth. Are you doing that because it’s the polite thing to do?”
"No sweetheart," explained Zadie. "I’m doing it so I can catch my teeth!”