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Morty, Marvin, Hymie and Berel had been friends since they were kids and were all now well into their 80s. They met once a week for a game of golf at the club.
"Oy, these hills are getting steeper as the years go by," Morty complained.
"Oy, these fairways seem to be getting longer too," said Marvin.
"Oy, the sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too," said Hymie.
After hearing enough from his buddies, 87 years old Berel, piped up and said, "Just be thankful we're still on the right side of the grass!"