Moishe is Doing the Laundry

Moishe and Miriam were having a friendly argument. Moishe said that he was very self-sufficient and could easily survive on his own. Miriam, well let’s just say that she didn’t agree. To prove his point, Moishe decided that he was going to wash his own laundry. And he would start with his favourite old college sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, Moishe shouted to Miriam, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," Miriam replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

Moishe yelled back, "Columbia University."