To Be Six Again

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Moishe asked his wife Miriam what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," Miriam replied.

On the morning of Miriam's birthday, Moishe got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day!

Moishe put Miriam on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was. Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park – Miriam's head reeling and her stomach upside down.

Right to a burger joint they went, where Moishe ordered Miriam a burger and fries. Then it was off to a movie – the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs and popcorn. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally Miriam wobbled home with Moishe and collapsed into bed. Moishe leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, Miriam, what was it like being six again?"

One eye opened. "You schnook, I meant my dress size."

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