Naming Rights

Shifra Finkelstein was pregnant with her fourth – she had 3 boys already – and of course she shared the good news with her friends and family. Shifra’s 4-year-old son Moishie overheard some of his mother's private conversations. One day when Shifra and Moishie were shopping, a woman asked little Moishie if he was excited about the new baby.

"Yes!" Moishie said, "and I know what we're going to name it, too."

"Really?" asked the lady.

"Yes." said Moishie, "If it's a girl we're going to call her Rivka, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!"