Two Left Feet

Zadie Stern was coming over to take his grandson Moishie to the park.

“OK Moishie, we’re going to the park!” said Zadie. “Go get your shoes on!”

Being only 4 years old, Moishie said, "OK, but will you tie them for me?"

"Sure," Zadie replied with a big smile.

Moishie bolted into the next room to put on his shoes, returning with a big smile and the shoes on the wrong feet.

Looking at his shoes, Zadie smiled and said, "Moishie, your shoes are on the wrong feet."

Moishie looked down, then looked back at Zadie with a very sad face and replied, "These are the only feet I have."