The Old College Try

Sherry Meiselman was no different than many Jewish mothers – trying to help her daughter Abby get into college. So when Abby didn’t get into the local state university, Sherry decided to call the admissions officer.

“I demand to know why my Abby got rejected!” Sherry exclaimed.

The admissions officer was trying to avoid mentioning Abby’s extremely poor transcript. Full of Ds.

"Why doesn't she try another school for a year and then transfer?" the admissions officer suggested.

"Another school!" exclaimed Sherry. "Have you seen her grades?"