Vampire Weekend's Surprising Jewish Stories
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Moishe entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a 'birthday/anniversary card.'
The clerk replied, 'We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?'
Moishe said, 'You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events. You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife Miriam’s forty-fifth birthday.'
