Vampire Weekend's Surprising Jewish Stories
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Moishe was reading his newspaper in the kitchen when his wife Miriam joined him at the table wearing a mask.
“I’m glad to see you taking COVID seriously honey,” Moishe said, “But it’s just the two of us here and we’re inside the house.”
“Oh this?” Miriam replied pointing to her mask. “This isn’t for COVID. It’s so I’ll stop eating.”
