Aw, Nuts!

Rabbi Rosenberg was paying a shiva call to old Mrs. Schwartzbaum after the recent loss of her husband Sol. "Come in Rabbi." Mrs. Schwartzbaum offered. "Have a seat on the sofa." Sitting on the sofa, Rabbi Rosenberg eyed a dish of peanuts setting on the coffee table. He took a few of the peanuts and began to eat them. After ten minutes he noticed that he had eaten nearly all the peanuts. "Why Mrs. Schwartzbaum," said the Rabbi, "It appears that I have eaten almost all your peanuts, I’m so sorry."

"That's okay Rabbi." replied Mrs. Schwartzbaum. "Now that I have lost all my teeth I only get to suck the chocolate off!"